So Jesus dropped by for a visit with me the other night. I had been asking the universe for some clarity on where society is headed at this time. What I didn’t expect was for Jesus to show up in person and then ask me questions. So when he showed up dressed in blue jeans, a tee-shirt, and his signature sandals, the first question I had to ask was,” Why are you here dressed like that?”

“Well, bro, it’s been a while since I have worn one of these human bodies, he said, glancing down at his sandals.

“I dressed this way to blend in, no flowing robs this time. I just here to get some on-the-ground assessments of what is going on down here right now,”

I was confused, as I thought he could see all of what was going on everywhere all the time.  

So I put the question to him,

“I thought you could see what is going on everywhere all the time?” He winced as he replied, “Well my abilities have kinda been taken out of context. You see, because there is no right or wrong, and you all have free will to do as you please, I haven’t been paying that close of attention to Gaia. Besides I had to take a break, so many people wanting me to do stuff for them. Just a short visit this time.” “I just wanted to get a more down-to-earth human perspective on how this free-will thing has been working out.”

I was proud to have him contact me for my perspective, and he called me bro.

“So what’s on your mind?” I asked like you would with a friend you hadn’t seen in a while.

“So let me start with an easy question, He said as he nonchalantly held up one finger for a hummingbird to land on. “How well is everyone doing getting prepared for the earth’s changes, like climate change?”  

“Um well, yeah, not so good,” I said in a low tone,

“The majority of folks that are most concerned are the ones being most affected by the changes,”  

“And these concerned folks are affected, how?”  

“Um, well, some island folks are losing their islands altogether because of the rising sea levels brought on by the melting ice caps.” He frowned, “Well, that shouldn’t come as a surprise, it’s a normal cycle for Gaia. It’s happened many times before, and there should be enough information from the past that science should be way ahead of it. Aren’t some of the wealthier countries helping the islanders deal with the rising sea levels?

You know, help your fellow man and stuff like that?”  

“Well, first of all, a majority of government leaders don’t believe there is such a thing as climate change.”

His eyes grew wide as he stepped back with a puzzled look on his face. “What’s not to believe?” He pondered out loud, not so much a question but a statement.

“Well, a while back, a well-known person in the government made a movie called.

“The Inconvenient Truth“.

“The movie put a lot of blame on the human race and the amount of pollution we have been creating.”

“Well, humans are a factor but not the cause.” He said, “Gaia has done this quite a few times over the millennia, even before this current root race.”

“Yes, science is just now figuring that out, but there is a massive pushback against science nowadays.

“What kind of pushback?”

“Well, it’s a capitalist thing, scientists get discredited by business so that folks won’t believe that they know what they are talking about even though they have verifiable proof.”

He was shaking his head as his hand arched across the sky, creating a beautiful rainbow on a cloudless day.

“You see. I continued, “When money is involved, industry leaders would rather keep doing what they are doing to make more money, so they spend lots of that money to influence Congress so they don’t create any regulations that would stifle the ability to make more money”.

“Hmmm,” he muttered. “Ok let me get this straight, they spend lots of money so they don’t lose the ability to make more money. See, I never thought that this money thing was going to work out in the long run. I always thought barter was a better idea. I tried to make an example of those money changers in the market place outside the temple.”

“Not my proudest moment, but I was pissed.

This is taking way longer than I thought it would for folks to see the negative consequences of a system based on money.”

“Yeah, there is a minority of folks in the world today who control the majority of the wealth and now control everything.”

“Everything?” he asked as he reached down to pet a rabbit that had scampered up.

“Yeah, they own the media, food production, the government, and even have started making people buy water.”

“Oh my, that’s not right. He said scratching his head and muttering to himself about being gone way too long.  

“There was even a time when folks feared the government was going to put microchips in our bodies so we could be tracked.”  

“Well, for sure folks saw through that, didn’t they?”

He questioned.

“Well kinda,” as another question came to mind.

“Can I ask you another question?” I asked, looking through the golden aura surrounding him.

“Sure, shoot”. He said as a murder of crows began circling overhead.

“Well again, I thought you could see everything all the time, so where have you been that this is all coming as such a big surprise?”

He laughed. “Well it’s like this, Dad likes to go bowling and his normal bowling partner, a guy named Elmer, wasn’t available so this time I went with him but we went to another galaxy far, far away. You see, a couple of thousand earth years can go by in a flash on the other side and I really didn’t think things would get this out of control.” He said, raising both his arms to the sky. Yelling “MY BAD!!!.

“Ok well don’t get down on yourself”. I said trying to calm him down, “After all it is a free-will zone so shits going to happen.” He smiled and nodded.

“Tell me more about these microchips.” ” Ok, So these capitalist geniuses saw that older folks were uncomfortable with the idea so instead of putting microchips in the body, they made telephones more portable, so now, instead of being chipped, people are paying to carry phones that can be tracked.”

He threw his head back and laughed. “Oh, that is genius, in a sadistic way. Ok, that’s why I’m here talking to you. I need to catch up.”

“So does this mean you’re back!?” I asked with excitement in my voice.

“Oh No!, NO, nooooo!!, he continued, “You see, Gaia herself is about to evolve into the next higher dimension, and if I came back now it could influence those who are going to go along with the transition. I’m going to wait until after things calm down and there are fewer folks.” “What else should I be more aware of?”

“Well first of all I’m really only up on what’s going on in the US, there’s a lot of negative stuff going on around the world, maybe you should go check it out.”

“Oh hey, I know!! Why don’t you go stop by Jerusalem? They have been planning for your return for a loooong time. Only when you go there you should wear the robes, what you are wearing now would really freak them out.”

“Ya think?” he laughed “I wasn’t planning on going there just yet, but I might pop by Palestine first just to see how they are getting along.”

“Oh yeah!! I said, rolling my eyes up into my head. “That’s a great idea, you should go do that first.”  

He nodded as if he was checking that off his to-do list. “So what else is going on here?”

“Well, it appears that the white men in this country are trying to follow along with the Islamic game plan of taking away a woman’s right to make decisions about the health of their own bodies.”

He flinched, “Wait, What!?, They are what? How does that work?”  

“Well, there is a group of Christians that believe that when a sperm enters into the egg in a woman’s uterus the egg is a human and has the rights of all humans.

WHAT!!??. Now, wait a minute, I specifically remember Dad telling them to write it down in the bible so it was clear. Let me think, I haven’t read the bible lately, there are so many versions, I believe it was in Genesis section 2-7. I can’t remember exactly how he phrased it, he’s so much better at commandments, but it was something like: “Then God breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and the man became a living being, or something like that. Don’t they realize that a baby never breathes until it pops out into the light of day and only then takes its first breath of oxygen??? Who are these Christians, and where did they get such a silly name?

Now I was surprised, “Well, they named themselves after you, Jesus the Christ. They don’t really practice what the bible says; they take bits and pieces and make stuff up as they go.

They are Christians in name only, we call them Chrinos.”  

He had to sit down on a chair that had just appeared out of thin air. “Wow this is way worse than I imagined and you know I have a great imagination.”

“Well sure you do.” I agreed.

“So let me get this straight, the money changers are in charge of the monetary system that controls the world’s resources, basically and the religious leaders control how people are to believe the way spirituality is to be practiced? Boy, some things haven’t changed at all.”

He said, shaking his head.

“So how many more of these religious philosophies are there in the world since I was here last, more or less?’

“Oh, there are hundreds.”

“Hundreds??? Wow, I tell ya , when I brought back what I had learned in India about Buddhism I thought that since he already had such a huge following it would catch on everywhere. But noooo.!!”

He was quiet for a few moments, pondering his past.

“It was weird back then after I supposedly got crucified, that all of a sudden, I was the guy. Not what I was expecting at all so I had to get out of town and go back to the Himalayas. Pretty country if you ever get the chance, you could call it God’s country”, He chuckled to himself. “

“I remember when I hooked back up with the Dali Lama, who was not really an ‘I told ya so’ kinda guy but he said, ‘I told ya that would happen. Now you’re a god or something like that.” “Well, He was right. I love that guy, we run into each other from time to time. Not much of a bowler though. He taught me so much cool stuff. There is one quote of his that seems to be timeless. At the time, I didn’t understand it, but I knew I would sooner or later, and it goes like this:

“There are two things guaranteed in life, he would say;

1) Your body is going to die,

and B) You are going to be misunderstood.”

                        “WELL, I GET IT NOW!!!

He shouted arms stretched to the heavens with a laugh that echoed across the sky. And with that, he slowly faded from view and just before he vanished totally, in a Swartzenager voice said.

                         “I’ll be back!!.”